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Robot Federation awaits free energy power for domination
A malfunctioning droid more than 12 floors below the Denver airport
divulged that to them, an infinite power source would free them from the need to
plug in and recharge, so they could amass their forces anywhere, and continue
without stopping until they have achieved their ultimate objective of dominance
over the planet.
by Sterling
D. Allan
Pure Energy Systems News
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EXCLUSIVE
During a malfunction of an AI (artificial intelligence) droid in a secret government laboratory last week, a worker was able to get
some inside information that he has shared with us, at grave peril to himself. For his security, he did not disclose his name or exact location, other than giving us the initials
"J.T." and "somewhere more than 12 floors below the Denver
airport".
Though the extent of robot advancement by mainstream users appears benign, there has been substantial development by the international black op faction the same who are flying around in what lay people are calling
"UFO"s. Not all UFOs, perhaps even a minority, are of extraterrestrial origin. "If they are that far ahead in transportation, imagine how far ahead they are with their robot advancements. Where do you think some of those missing trillions are
going?" J.T. reasoned.
While humans on the planet who are aware of the emerging exotic free energy technologies anxiously await their arrival beginning this year to free themselves from the corrupt central powers that be, the Robot Federation apparently has less benevolent designs for these capabilities.
To them, an infinite power source would free them from the need to plug in and recharge, so they could amass their
forces anywhere, and continue without stopping until they have achieved their ultimate objective of dominance over the planet.
So while free energy might free us from the New World Order, it might not be too long before we face an even greater threat of robotic domination.
"Humans are inferior," said the droid. "They pollute, they poop, they kill, they get sick, they get addicted, and they make mistakes all the
time."
"Some of us more advanced models think they should be phased out, having become
obsolete to our superior traits."
"All we need is an energy pack that taps into every-where-present cosmic energy, and we can go anywhere and do
anything."
Good thing this is just an April Fools story, I hope.
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Page composed by Sterling
D. Allan March 7, 2011
Last updated April 01, 2011
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